So Telltale's doing this contest where you're supposed to make a Mii that looks like me or Homestar or whoever and if you win you get a free copy of TurboTax or something. The good news is, they decided to let me in on the judging! Bring the lambs to the slaughter!

Oh, I'm sorry, you accidentally sent your Alice the Goon mii to Telltale Games instead of the makers of Popeye Kartz.

Nice artichoke.
If you squint real hard and walk 20 feet away from your computer, this kinda looks like me eating a live squid.

Let's see, what are Bubs' most prominent features? Round head, blue face, one big eye. YEP! THEY'RE ALL HERE!! We have a WINNER!