Tales of Monkey Island Wallace & Gromit's Grand Adventures Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Sam & Max More Telltale Games

Store
Games
Blogs
Videos
Forums
Meet the Neighbors - Jimmy Two-Teeth
Posted by emily November 20, 2006
It's time for another installment of Meet the Neighbors, a semi-regular feature in which we wander around Sam & Max's world, meet people, and look at stuff.

Today we're talking to Jimmy Two-Teeth, the lovable little hoodlum who makes his home in Sam & Max's office walls.


Thanks for joining us today, Jimmy. Tell us, how exactly did you come to take up residence in the Freelance Police office?

Hey, I didn't choose those clowns. I wake up one morning when a golf ball hits me in the head, and I come out and there they are, cardboard boxes everywhere and they're playing some kinda weird game where they're hitting stuff with a waffle iron and using my front door as a target. I complained to the landlord, but you know how that goes. You say the words "pest problem" and all of a sudden they remembered a sick aunt they gotta go look in on.

How many of you are there living in that little hole?

What are you, the census? I don't gotta tell you nothing. The membership roles of the Benevolent Brotherhood of Vermin are private. Just so's you know there's enough of us to kick your scrawny tail if you come sniffing around.

Did you always want to be a con-rat when you grew up? If not, what was your childhood dream?

Con-rat? You got Jimmy Two-Teeth all wrong. I'm in sales and marketing! Not that, you know, not that I always wanted to do that or anything... no, when I was a pinky I wanted to be a fireman! I was always playing with matches and kerosene and all that. While other kids chewed holes in the baseboards and scared housewives, I was lighting fires like they was candy! Yeah, but then later on when I applied to the Arson Academy, they said I was too small. The crumbs -- I showed 'em what was what, but I still didn't get to be a fireman. But I'm happy where I am, and I ain't done nothing you wouldn't do if you was in the same situation.

I understand you're a little acrophobic. Have you been over to visit Sybil? She could probably help you work through that.

You mean that psycho-lady down the block? I got a cousin lives in the walls of that building, and he tells me stories. Weird stories. You won't catch Jimmy Two-Teeth near any kind of therapy, psycho, hypno, aroma or otherwise. Anyway, I ain't crazy: staying away from high places is just plain common sense.

Where did you get your hat?

I don't like what you're implying. I won this hat, fair and square. Did Robby the Vig tell you otherwise? 'Cause if he did, he's lying.

We hear Swiss cheese is a favorite of yours. Any Swiss cheese recipes you'd like to share with our readers?

I do like a good Swiss cheese. Emmenthaler is one of my favorites. And I recommend your readers try Jimmy Two-Teeth's Patented Fondue Spa recipe: you heat up a nice bottle of white wine in a pot, see, and then you melt in about three or four pounds of grated Swiss cheese. Get it to a comfortable temperature, then hop in with a few scraps of whatever you got lying around and a couple of friends, and enjoy.


Jimmy's rat hole is located in the west wall of Sam & Max's office, under the bulletin board.
Tagged Meet the Neighbors, Sam & Max Share on FacebookTwitter thisSend it to a friend 20 Comments
That was awesome. I own two rats myself and if they could talk, I think that's exactly what they'd be like. :D
Comment by Mel
November 21, 2006, 10:20 am
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

I personally am thankful for Telltale giving some much needed CPR to the Adventure genre.

You guys rock!
Comment by Guy
November 23, 2006, 7:50 am
Happy Thanksgiving!
Comment by Mack Daddy
November 23, 2006, 3:23 pm
You can't shoot Jimmy or run him down with your car :'(
Comment by Mattb
December 12, 2006, 7:04 pm
U wouldnt wanna shoot him. I heared he was with the Sopranos crew O_o
Comment by daGuz
January 8, 2007, 6:01 pm
I wonder id Jimmy Two-Teeth knows Mickey The-Fish. He's a Platy with an attitude!
Comment by fredewir
February 1, 2007, 6:38 pm
Cool!
Comment by Geran
March 28, 2007, 10:58 pm
Hi! i have news , about one woman which is caled bich no one likes her and she write some thing about one girl named kiren , kirens dad was cross but that bich was happy for that what she done ,than woman looks like :- no hait on shes head , saying words not good and she can't writing . She is very bad woman she just writing on web saids about her , and every body on earth knows that about kiren but thant not true what that bich writen.
Comment by No name
May 20, 2007, 9:02 am
Such a jerk.
Hid my phone !
Comment by SamExplorerBoy
June 3, 2007, 11:34 pm
alert("wow");
Comment by alert
June 6, 2007, 5:09 am
Why are there so many fuckn' assholes on the net like Reinisc.
Comment by Yttri
June 24, 2007, 12:47 am
TINY HOODLUMS RULES.=/
Comment by AAA7
June 26, 2007, 7:56 pm
No offense Jimmy, but as rat intolerative person, I like to see you get mixed up in any inhumane actions from Sam&Max Freelance Police. A good friend of mine, however, loves rats alot. She has silky, smooth skin and likes to meet rats in the moonlit evenings. She loves firm cuddles and likes to give her lucky rodent friend a quick bite on the neck and then work her way down to the croatch area. I hope you don't mind, Jimmy, but I arranged a pleasurable meeting for you to become acquinted with the person I like to reffer as "Sweet Thang" in your humble abode. I hope you enjoy her company.

P.S. "Sweet Thang" is actually my pet snake, Sliver. So stop drooling you human men!
Comment by vyperspit
July 31, 2007, 10:22 pm
wait.... why would your snake go for the crotch?
Comment by kgoodies
September 28, 2007, 4:48 pm
hey im a new player and i need some help were can u find the Swiss cheese??? i hope you can help me
Comment by magnus
October 13, 2007, 10:46 am
open the door... (right to the rat hole and then shoot the cheese with ur gun)

SAM AND MAX RULES!!!

and jimmy two teeth of course....! xD
Comment by Someone
November 5, 2007, 10:30 am
-- "oh! my poor timmy"

- "why is this happening to a *beeping* little *beeping* *beeping* *beeping* *beeping* rat kid that only wants to *beeping* *beeping* *beeping* in this *beeping* *beeping* "
Comment by Dan A.
April 22, 2008, 12:21 am
Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Michael
May 2, 2008, 2:40 pm
I personally prefer his never-swearing-son
Comment by Androu1
September 21, 2008, 2:10 pm
Dear Lord,
Let us thank TellTale games for bringing Jimmy Two-Teeth to our screens. A much beloved, hopeful character, his beady little eyes will charm us all sure. He is cute, kind and sassy and has the kind of characteristics many people (or mice) would wish for. Which reminds me, mice are to be treasured. If they cry, we should love them. If they mess, we should clean them. Their silky fur, their cute snuffly noses... Treasure this Earth, and the Lord who created it!

Amen!
Your number one believer,
Daniel Robb
Comment by JesusBeliever
December 18, 2008, 10:21 am
Your Name:
(required for unregistered users. register?)
Your Website URL:
(optional)
Supported Markup Tags
We support the following tags for styling your comments:
[b] Bold Text [/b]
[i] Italic Text [/i]
[u] Underlined Text [/u]
[s] Strikethrough Text [/s]
[url=link] Link Text [/url]
[quote] Quoted Text [/quote]
Mandatory Eye Exam
Type these characters into the box to the right to prove that you're human, and can read a bunch of offputting jiggly letters:
Can't see the image? Listen to it here.
Latest VideoLatest Video
Monty Muzzle's Sales Pitch
- Check out more awesome Telltale Videos!
The Telltale PollThe Telltale Poll
In honor of Sam & Max Save the World launching on XBLA - which of these episodes is your favorite?
Culture Shock
Situation: Comedy
The Mole, The Mob, and The Meatball
Abe Lincoln Must Die!
Reality 2.0
Bright Side of the Moon
You ♥ The InternetYou ♥ The Internet
Wasting your time so you don't have to.
Monkey Island theme on bass and ukelele
The internet is full of these, and they're all awesome!
Little Wheel
Stylish little Flash adventure game with jazzy music.
Quest for the Crown
Pass the time waiting for Monkey Island with this truly epic adventure.
Today I Die
It's a game that's also kind of like a poem (just try it!)
Crush the Castle
Like throwing rocks at stuff and making it fall down?
Add the Telltale blog to your homepage:
Or, add our blog feed to your RSS reader:
- More Distractions
Our RSS feed!
Recommended ReadingRecommended Reading
The International House of Mojo
News of Telltale and Friends
Currently: Take an EXCLUSIVE look at the TMI cover
Tales of MI.net
Tales of Monkey Island news straight from the fans!
Currently: Sneak preview of Steve Purcell?s cover
TIGSource
Great source of indie game news, contests, and a million zillion awesome games.
Currently: MoneySeize
Boneville.com
Blog of Bone creator Jeff Smith
Currently: Happy Fourth of July!
Antinomian.com
Sound, Fury, etc.
Currently: Microsoft Is Annoying
- More Recommended Reading
Telltale Games - © 2008 Telltale, Incorporated. All rights reserved.
Home  |  Store  |  Blogs  |  Forums  |  Product Support  |  Corporate Info  |  Jobs  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy Policy